Guido, you're known as a model of personal development and success. Would you have a description of yourself...if someone needed you to describe yourself?

"Confidence." What does it mean to you?

Feel free to surrender as much or as little of the following information as you like: education, sexual preference, height, weight, relationship status, religious or spiritual beliefs, and greatest fear in life.

Where do you see yourself in the future, regarding family, employment, and life in general?

In the years you have been old enough to vote, who did you vote for in the U.S. presidential elections, in order of earliest election to most recent?

How did you first discover DA?

What kind of threads on DA do you enjoy reading or participating in? And which ones do avoid, if any?

What's the deal with CowPunk? Compulsive liar? Schizophrenic? Alienated college student?

Describe, if you can, the recent trend of ironic stupidity sweeping DA. What is its allure?

Who is the most intelligent poster on DA? Who is the most genuinely stupid?

What kind of STD did that hooker give you?

Thoughts on capitalism vs. socialism?

Since July 1993, the back page of Vanity Fair has been devoted to the Proust Questionnaire, in which a noteworthy person answers a series of personal questions. The questionnaire has its origins in a parlor game popularized (though not devised) by Marcel Proust (1871–1922), the French essayist and novelist, who believed that, in answering these questions, an individual reveals his or her true nature.

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?

Which living person do you most admire?

What is your greatest extravagance?

What is the quality you most like in a man?

What is the quality you most like in a woman?

Which words or phrases do you most overuse?

When and where were you happiest?

What is your most treasured possession?

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?

What do you most value in your friends?

How would you like to die?

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be?

As long as you have everyone's attention, is there anything else you would like to share at this time?

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